That is a DELIGHTFUL surface bruise. Hahahaha. Christmas of 2011 my wonderful, Spencer, got me an "iPlunge". As you can see below it's a cool little mini plunger when fixed to an iPhone works as a little kick stand.
One of the coolest gifts ever. Well, being the constant random goofball that I am, last night in bed I decided I should attach the plunger to my forehead and what you see below.....is the result. I think I had it on my forehead for, like, 30 seconds. SO, let that be a lesson to ya. No matter how curious you are to attach an iPlunge to your forehead, it's not worth it.
Best part? The kicker? This is the second time I've done this. I guess I just forgot about the GIANT red mark it left back on Xmas night 2011.
So......here ya go......have a laugh on me.
Pretty much the only thing that hurts is my pride and ego......THIS WAS THE MORNING AFTER FIXING IT TO MY HEAD FOR 30 SECONDS.