How does this happen? Angry Birds are going to "collide" with Star Wars. (Get it....yep, pretty clever). 

The game maker, Rovio, is teaming with Lucasfilm. Apparently, the dumb birds will now be sporting lightsabers, blasters & fantastic 70's hairdos. The game will cover "the deserts of Tatooine to the Death Star", according to Rovio.

WHY?! WHY?! Why do we have to integrate one of the greatest pieces of pop culture history with this silly game? OH....wait.....that's right........MONEY.