So, Christmas evening it was, what?, 6 degrees? That is, apparently, the temperature at which the small shock absorbers on the hatch back of a mid priced SUV are no longer useful. I set our box of gifts down, opened the hatch, bent down to pick gifts up and crack goes head into the corner of the hatch lid (cuz remember 6 degrees is too cold for the shocks to actually open the hatch). Not on the somewhat softened plastic molding. Head cracked directly into the very solid, rigid corner of the outside of the hatch lid. I guess I had a nice small waxing crescent moon shape carved into my rather large sized head (or maybe it was a waning crescent moon shape). Anyway, it HURT. 

NOW, some hours later, my head is fine, but ya see I have this cotton ball covering the ouchy, attached via bandage. Bandage must come off, BUT, without removing anymore of my already sparse hair. Upon brainstorming the ways in which to remove said cotton ball and bandage, I thought of this.......

I'm going to hop in the shower now and let mass amounts of the wonderful H20 splash onto my head.....because I'm like Meatloaf. I would do anything for my head......but I won't do THAT (referencing the above shenanigans)